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Tiger Woods Huge Announcement- Completely Pointless |
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Thursday, July 28 2011
Earlier today, Tiger Woods and his agent promised a huge announcement. Sadly, the announcement of Wood's announcement was the most interesting part.
The gold champion and Mark Steinberg had everyone excited. Would Tiger Woods announce his retirement from the game completely? That he impregnated Joslyn James and/or Rachel Uchitel? That he required some additional pointless surgery? No, none from above. The big announcement was this: Tiger Woods and his agent are moving to a new management company. Shocking!
Apparently Mark Steinberg and Tiger Woods are leaving IMG and moving to Excel Sports Management. That's all. That's the huge surprise.
The people from Excel Sports are probably lighting cigars with $100 bills right now, celebrating. The rest of the people on Earth simply do not care.by FW Editor |
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